Make players "lol" in this thread.
Note:No bad comments on any joke here please.
I'll start.

Three thieves were running away from the police. Ahead of them, they saw three potato sacks. The first guy said, "Let's go in the sacks. Surely, they won't find us."They all went in the sacks and after a few minutes, the authorities came. "Where the hell did those morons went?" one officer muttered. One of the police notice the two sacks. The officer said, " Kick the first one." A police kicked it, it responded with a "meow". "Leave the cat alone.", the officer said. Then the police kicked the second sack, the response was "roof". "Leave the dog alone.", the officer commanded. Then, there was the last sack, so far away from the other two. The officer said, "Kick that last one." It did not respond. The police kicked it three times. But the fourth kick made it respond,"What the hell are you trying to do?! I am a potato. I don't respond!".

THE END

Yea not funny. That's all I can think for now.

Lol, it's funnier when it's in the form of a "Blonde Joke"
I heard it the third sack just goes "Poootaaaattooooo"

I was thinking of doing it that way. Haha. Oh well.

Phail

NEXT JOKE PLOX

Hey, at least I tried.

i know one about the Bush and why hesso stupid

news reporter:Mr.Presidenthow are u going help florida ever since the Attack of Hurricane Karina.

Bush:Well we are going to find her and bring her to justice!!!!!


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